Dear readers,
This is to inform you that...Stephanie Morris has moved, baby!
No big changes, I'll still be posting the same crap I've been posting all this while. I've just changed the address and the blog title. Felt like I needed to grow up or some shit like that.
Anyways, no more new posts here but I'll be moving here. So come join me and warm up my new home, yah? Btw, I am so very the malas to import and export my posts so I'll probably start from scratch. That's what moving on is all about, right? I won't be deleting this old beauty so you can still read my old posts if you fancy some of them (I know I do, teehee).
Love you guys from the bottom of my heart,
S.M.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
(Re)Educate Yourself.
I wonder what is it that makes teachers so jaded after 20 years of teaching. I really really wonder what turns them into these (really wrinkly and ugly) monsters. Seriously. I mean, if I am to be a teacher some day, I need to be aware of this "virus" or "disease" that infects bright, optimistic teachers who, 20 years ago, had the dream of educating the youth of the world. To make a difference, to mold young minds, to love and be loved by the millions of hearts that they have touched.
What turns them into Mrs. Tingle? Where do they get off telling us, the people they were 20 years ago, that they have "experience" therefore they can look down on us? Therefore, you're right? Therefore, you're great? Puh-lease. My 10-year old sister has better manners than you do. And that's just sad. It is because of YOU that students find it hard to learn and to appreciate knowledge. Seriously. Go home and wiki "common sense". It wouldn't kill you to have some of that.
And no, I'm not talking about my lecturers. I have GREAT lecturers. These so-called educators will never be the kind of people my lecturers are. Sheesh.
Oh dear God, I hope, I pray that I don't become one of these monsters one day. Even if I do, I WANT my students to tell me that I'm a monster. I WANT them to tell me if I get mean beyond reason and put them down. I WANT my students to keep me grounded.
What turns them into Mrs. Tingle? Where do they get off telling us, the people they were 20 years ago, that they have "experience" therefore they can look down on us? Therefore, you're right? Therefore, you're great? Puh-lease. My 10-year old sister has better manners than you do. And that's just sad. It is because of YOU that students find it hard to learn and to appreciate knowledge. Seriously. Go home and wiki "common sense". It wouldn't kill you to have some of that.
And no, I'm not talking about my lecturers. I have GREAT lecturers. These so-called educators will never be the kind of people my lecturers are. Sheesh.
Oh dear God, I hope, I pray that I don't become one of these monsters one day. Even if I do, I WANT my students to tell me that I'm a monster. I WANT them to tell me if I get mean beyond reason and put them down. I WANT my students to keep me grounded.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Gelak Pagi-pagi Buta...
Was talking to Kak D before we fell asleep, and somehow we started talking about insects...
KD : Kura-kura pun tanye pada semut...
F : ...kenape kaki kau ade 6?
KD : eh, semut kaki 6 ke?
F : ha la, kan insect kaki ade 6..
KD : bukan 8 ke? tgn 2, kaki 6
F : &^$@#$%^&* (burst out laughing) TANGAN DUA??? mana dtg??
KD : habis tu spider?
F : spider bukan insect, kaki dia 8...
KD : k, Aafin, tido dah pukul 5.....ZzzZZzzzZz
Cilaka punya perempuan, dah buat lawak, pegi tido plak!
Damn you woman! LOL!! LMAO!!!
KD : Kura-kura pun tanye pada semut...
F : ...kenape kaki kau ade 6?
KD : eh, semut kaki 6 ke?
F : ha la, kan insect kaki ade 6..
KD : bukan 8 ke? tgn 2, kaki 6
F : &^$@#$%^&* (burst out laughing) TANGAN DUA??? mana dtg??
KD : habis tu spider?
F : spider bukan insect, kaki dia 8...
KD : k, Aafin, tido dah pukul 5.....ZzzZZzzzZz
Cilaka punya perempuan, dah buat lawak, pegi tido plak!
Damn you woman! LOL!! LMAO!!!
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Très très passionné...oyh!
Carrie : Well, honey, what have you been eating?
Samantha : Everything except Dante's dick!
Amen, sistah!!!
Gilles Marini has the hottest bod ev-errr...and did you catch that glimpse of his package during that monumental shower scene in the Sex and the City movie? Triple Oyh!!
He also has a wife, and two children...figures.
Be that as it may, hawtness is still hawtness! S.M loves him!
xoxo.
Samantha : Everything except Dante's dick!
Amen, sistah!!!
Gilles Marini has the hottest bod ev-errr...and did you catch that glimpse of his package during that monumental shower scene in the Sex and the City movie? Triple Oyh!!
He also has a wife, and two children...figures.
Be that as it may, hawtness is still hawtness! S.M loves him!
xoxo.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
The Woman Behind the Music.
That's right, WOMAN. I swear, I'm in Love...
If you've watched MJ's This Is It, you've probably seen her kill on the guitar...
Her name is Orianthi Panagaris, and she is the Goddess of Guitar. ( I just made that up, has a ring to it, don't you think?) Check her out! She's amazing!!
...and she sings too! If you can recall, she sang "We are the World" at MJ's memorial, along with the backup singers from the This Is It tour.
Love.Love.Love!!!!
If you've watched MJ's This Is It, you've probably seen her kill on the guitar...
Her name is Orianthi Panagaris, and she is the Goddess of Guitar. ( I just made that up, has a ring to it, don't you think?) Check her out! She's amazing!!
...and she sings too! If you can recall, she sang "We are the World" at MJ's memorial, along with the backup singers from the This Is It tour.Love.Love.Love!!!!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Spice Up the Love, Ladies!
Hey..been a while since I posted. Yeah, been busy with all those things you call "assignments" and "finals". I sometimes wonder why they even exist. I swear, education is ruining me.
So, was talking to an old friend the other day and as usual, we started plunging into the deep end of girl talks. She started telling me stories of her sex life and how it was going down the drain. She said "I think the love's gone". So, I sat and listened as she went on and on. I think I almost shed a tear, honestly. Not because they might not love each other anymore, but because she let the sex go sour. Ladies, you NEVER ever ever let the sex go sour.
Men are boneheads when it comes to emotions and feelings during sex, so it is ultimately up to you to keep it hot and sexy! Here's a thing or two you can do...
1. Be Spontaneous.
You know how it is, you're in a relationship for a few years and suddenly everything is a routine. Movies on Friday nights, dinner dates every Monday and Wednesday and the routine love-making every Saturday and Sunday nights. BOH-RING!!
Come on people, where's the excitement? Try this...the next time you're both at home, watching a movie or something. Quietly slip into something uber sexy underneath, couple it with a pair of hooker heels, spritz on some of your irresistible perfume and call him into the bedroom. Yes, a bit of planning is required..but he doesn't need to know that. I find that telling him there's an emergency works wonders. Wait till he finds out that the emergency is his super hawt woman sitting on the bed waiting for him. It'll knock his socks off! amongst other things. Other than that, don't limit yourself to sex at night only, have it in the morning when you've both just got up, have it in the afternoon, at 4am in the morning, wake him up from sleep. The list can go on.
2. Delay.Delay.Delay!!
Delay as in, delay the sex for as long as possible. Spend more time on foreplay. If he can't find it in his thick skull that foreplay is awesome, then you make bloody well sure that he wants to. Kissing, touching, caressing, fondling, oral..the works! This is probably a good time to start semi-dirty talking. Tell him what makes you feel good and what you want/need him to do. Men always feel better when you say you need something, as opposed to wanting something. Remember! It's not just about you, he's in this as well. Ask him what he needs you to do. Ask him if it feels good, ask him if he wants more. Here's a good tip; put on some soothing, sexy music. Continue your foreplay for at least 3 songs, so you'll know you've have at least 15 good minutes of building all that sexual tension.
3. Make Love
What is the difference between making love and having sex? EVERYTHING! Do not let your man get used to having sex for a few minutes until he ejaculates and then it's all over, leaving you with that empty feeling. Train him, that's right, train him to make love. Go slowly but surely. Build it up so that the both of you can orgasm. Mix and match positions so that it does not become routine and boring. Be adventurous. Missionary is all fine and good but let's not colour within the lines so often. Do it doggy-style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl etc etc etc. There are so many things you can do in the bedroom and you don't need a manual for it. Explore your surroundings and just go for it. Got a bed post? Tie him up! Got a couch in your room? Go do it there! Go make love in the bathtub/ jacuzzi/ swimming pool! Stand up, sit down, have him lift you up. Ladies, you've got all the tools, you don't need someone telling you how to use it.
4. Talk about it.
Never tell yourself that it's wrong to talk about sex, especially with your man. Your happiness depends on it. If he doesn't satisfy you, you have the right to tell him. If he says he doesn't care, then he's not the man for you. You, yourself should ask him if he is satisfied in bed. Don't claim that you're the only one doing all the work. He might not be enjoying the sex as well. So you see, talk about it. Don't be shy. Don't tell me you can strip naked and have sex with someone but not have the guts to talk about it.
So ladies, those were just some things you can do to spice it up! Remember, if you're not happy with the sex, take the bull by its horns and deal wit it! Be creative, be wild, be different. We're women, God gave us all the tools, we just need to use them!
Good luck!
Why am I talking about this? Because you're not.
Safe sex always!
xoxo,
S.M
So, was talking to an old friend the other day and as usual, we started plunging into the deep end of girl talks. She started telling me stories of her sex life and how it was going down the drain. She said "I think the love's gone". So, I sat and listened as she went on and on. I think I almost shed a tear, honestly. Not because they might not love each other anymore, but because she let the sex go sour. Ladies, you NEVER ever ever let the sex go sour.
Men are boneheads when it comes to emotions and feelings during sex, so it is ultimately up to you to keep it hot and sexy! Here's a thing or two you can do...
1. Be Spontaneous.
You know how it is, you're in a relationship for a few years and suddenly everything is a routine. Movies on Friday nights, dinner dates every Monday and Wednesday and the routine love-making every Saturday and Sunday nights. BOH-RING!!
Come on people, where's the excitement? Try this...the next time you're both at home, watching a movie or something. Quietly slip into something uber sexy underneath, couple it with a pair of hooker heels, spritz on some of your irresistible perfume and call him into the bedroom. Yes, a bit of planning is required..but he doesn't need to know that. I find that telling him there's an emergency works wonders. Wait till he finds out that the emergency is his super hawt woman sitting on the bed waiting for him. It'll knock his socks off! amongst other things. Other than that, don't limit yourself to sex at night only, have it in the morning when you've both just got up, have it in the afternoon, at 4am in the morning, wake him up from sleep. The list can go on.
2. Delay.Delay.Delay!!
Delay as in, delay the sex for as long as possible. Spend more time on foreplay. If he can't find it in his thick skull that foreplay is awesome, then you make bloody well sure that he wants to. Kissing, touching, caressing, fondling, oral..the works! This is probably a good time to start semi-dirty talking. Tell him what makes you feel good and what you want/need him to do. Men always feel better when you say you need something, as opposed to wanting something. Remember! It's not just about you, he's in this as well. Ask him what he needs you to do. Ask him if it feels good, ask him if he wants more. Here's a good tip; put on some soothing, sexy music. Continue your foreplay for at least 3 songs, so you'll know you've have at least 15 good minutes of building all that sexual tension.
3. Make Love
What is the difference between making love and having sex? EVERYTHING! Do not let your man get used to having sex for a few minutes until he ejaculates and then it's all over, leaving you with that empty feeling. Train him, that's right, train him to make love. Go slowly but surely. Build it up so that the both of you can orgasm. Mix and match positions so that it does not become routine and boring. Be adventurous. Missionary is all fine and good but let's not colour within the lines so often. Do it doggy-style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl etc etc etc. There are so many things you can do in the bedroom and you don't need a manual for it. Explore your surroundings and just go for it. Got a bed post? Tie him up! Got a couch in your room? Go do it there! Go make love in the bathtub/ jacuzzi/ swimming pool! Stand up, sit down, have him lift you up. Ladies, you've got all the tools, you don't need someone telling you how to use it.
4. Talk about it.
Never tell yourself that it's wrong to talk about sex, especially with your man. Your happiness depends on it. If he doesn't satisfy you, you have the right to tell him. If he says he doesn't care, then he's not the man for you. You, yourself should ask him if he is satisfied in bed. Don't claim that you're the only one doing all the work. He might not be enjoying the sex as well. So you see, talk about it. Don't be shy. Don't tell me you can strip naked and have sex with someone but not have the guts to talk about it.
So ladies, those were just some things you can do to spice it up! Remember, if you're not happy with the sex, take the bull by its horns and deal wit it! Be creative, be wild, be different. We're women, God gave us all the tools, we just need to use them!
Good luck!
Why am I talking about this? Because you're not.
Safe sex always!
xoxo,
S.M
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Picks and Strings.
I don't know why I haven't blogged about this yet, well...better late than never, I always say!
So, for a few months now, I've been teaching myself how to play the guitar. I started with the four basic chords-- G, C, Em and D. (Yes, I DO know more than 4 chords now) And I must say, I'm not that bad!! *YAY!*
In the beginning, I just started strumming to songs I liked and songs I'd heard on the radio. Now, I can play around 8-10 songs properly (from start to finish) and other songs I just jumble through...haha. Now, I'm teaching myself how to pluck the chords. Currently, Muse's Unintended is my best bet. I'll let you know how it goes.
This just proves that if you wanna do something, and you put your mind to it, you don't need teachers or instructors whom you pay 200 bucks per session just so he/she can annoy you. Just a few Youtube videos and sheer will power, you'll be grand! And I'm definitely not just talking about the guitar. Do whatever you want-- knit, cook, garden, arts and crafts...go crazy!
I'll be strumming away if you need me, cheers!
So, for a few months now, I've been teaching myself how to play the guitar. I started with the four basic chords-- G, C, Em and D. (Yes, I DO know more than 4 chords now) And I must say, I'm not that bad!! *YAY!*
In the beginning, I just started strumming to songs I liked and songs I'd heard on the radio. Now, I can play around 8-10 songs properly (from start to finish) and other songs I just jumble through...haha. Now, I'm teaching myself how to pluck the chords. Currently, Muse's Unintended is my best bet. I'll let you know how it goes.
This just proves that if you wanna do something, and you put your mind to it, you don't need teachers or instructors whom you pay 200 bucks per session just so he/she can annoy you. Just a few Youtube videos and sheer will power, you'll be grand! And I'm definitely not just talking about the guitar. Do whatever you want-- knit, cook, garden, arts and crafts...go crazy!
I'll be strumming away if you need me, cheers!
Friday, October 16, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Yet another...
R.I.PStephen Gately
March 17, 1976 - October 11, 2009
You were the reason I watched all those Boyzone videos when I was a little girl...seriously.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Mind Your Spelling 05
Dunno about you guys, but an image of Arnie Schwarzenegger immediately popped into my head... Saturday, September 26, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Salam Aidilfitri.
Selamat Hari Raya
Maaf Zahir dan Batin.
Maaf Zahir dan Batin.
Well, Ramadhan went by us pretty quickly, didn't it?
Have fun. Eat lots of nonsense. Drink all the insanely sweet drinks you may so desire. Collect your duit raya. Hug and smooch your loved ones. Have never-ending conversations in which you can't help but nod your head politely and agree to everything that other person says..Oh joy!
;-)
Enjoy, folks!
With lotsa love,
S.M
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Inside Joke.
Remember when your mom used to shove ridiculous things in your mouth, and then said it was good for you but then it tasted like a dead cockroach's arse?
Well, for me it was tofu...or "tahu" in Malay.
The Devil
But then, just to make your mom happy, and to see that smile on her face, u try to eat it, you try to digest it (eventhough it makes you want to vomit blood out of your eyes, you still wanna try)
I'm trying...
I'm trying like a bitch!
Seriously, nothing good comes out of loving Tahu
Finally, you start to realise, the more you see something you hate, the more you hate it....ugghh
Oh....glory!
I hope you're laughing, bitches!!
S.M
Well, for me it was tofu...or "tahu" in Malay.
The Devil But then, just to make your mom happy, and to see that smile on her face, u try to eat it, you try to digest it (eventhough it makes you want to vomit blood out of your eyes, you still wanna try)
I'm trying...
I'm trying like a bitch!
Seriously, nothing good comes out of loving TahuFinally, you start to realise, the more you see something you hate, the more you hate it....ugghh
Oh....glory!
I hope you're laughing, bitches!!
S.M
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Ramadhan Al-Mubarak.
A young Muslim man was caught smoking (by his colleague) in the middle of the afternoon, during Ramadhan. His friend gently reminded him,
"Dude, if you're gonna smoke in the middle of the day during puasa, at least do it in the toilet, man. Malu nanti orang nampak! Kalau kene ngan Jabatan Agama, lagi teruk doh!"
To this, he calmly replied,
"If you can guarantee me that God can't see me smoke in the toilet, then I'll do it. Allah nampak, tak malu plak?? and shame on you for fearing the Jabatan Agama, who are they anyways?"
“Tell those who believe to forgive those who do not look forward to the Days of God. It is for Him to recompense each people according to what they have earned” – Surah 45 verse 14 of the Holy Qur’an.
“You shall invite to the path of God with wisdom and compassionate enlightenment, and debate with them in the best possible manner. Your Lord knows best who is deviating from His path, and He knows best who are guided.” – Surah 16 verse 125 of the Holy Qur’an.
Still feel like judging? Go ahead.
To all Muslims, I bid you Good Luck in completing the obligations of this sacred month. May Allah bless you and reward you for your right-doings.Amin.
Happy Ramadhan!
S.M.
"Dude, if you're gonna smoke in the middle of the day during puasa, at least do it in the toilet, man. Malu nanti orang nampak! Kalau kene ngan Jabatan Agama, lagi teruk doh!"
To this, he calmly replied,
"If you can guarantee me that God can't see me smoke in the toilet, then I'll do it. Allah nampak, tak malu plak?? and shame on you for fearing the Jabatan Agama, who are they anyways?"
“Tell those who believe to forgive those who do not look forward to the Days of God. It is for Him to recompense each people according to what they have earned” – Surah 45 verse 14 of the Holy Qur’an.
“You shall invite to the path of God with wisdom and compassionate enlightenment, and debate with them in the best possible manner. Your Lord knows best who is deviating from His path, and He knows best who are guided.” – Surah 16 verse 125 of the Holy Qur’an.
Still feel like judging? Go ahead.
To all Muslims, I bid you Good Luck in completing the obligations of this sacred month. May Allah bless you and reward you for your right-doings.Amin.
Happy Ramadhan!
S.M.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
I'm right and You know it!
Today, I'm going to question the practicality of a wedding ring. What is it good for anyways?
1. To announce to the world that you're married? That you're someone's husband/wife?
2. To showcase your wealth in the form of a piece of metal wrapped around your finger?
3. Make it oh-so-romantic by engraving your names and sweet little messages on the inside of the ring.
The people (our ancestors) who came up with the idea of wedding rings seemed to have ignored the fact that this particular item has one HUGE flaw. It can be taken off anytime, anywhere and put back on a minute later. So who's to make sure that your husband or wife doesn't take off his/her wedding ring, like, EVER?
I say, *brand married people, yeah, as in cow branding. Think about it, with huge brands on their asses, this would certainly make your spouses think twice about cheating on you. It's a cheaper, full-proof alternative to a wedding ring! So, instead of getting a wedding ring on your finger the day you get married, you get a brand on your butt, permanently categorizing you as a married man/woman.
VERSUS
Diamonds are forever, you say? I say, a big fat brand on your ass is forever-er!
That'll make it permanent, just like a marriage should be.
Love,
S.M
*Branding means to stamp a logo on any part of your body using a blazing hot iron, so it burns the skin and the mark is permanent, almost like a tattoo, but it fucking hurts. (Click here to see for yourself)
**Disclaimer: If you, in any way find this entry tempting, then you must not have that much faith in your spouse, or your relationship/marriage. GOTCHA! haha. I know, I'm such a bitch!
1. To announce to the world that you're married? That you're someone's husband/wife?
2. To showcase your wealth in the form of a piece of metal wrapped around your finger?
3. Make it oh-so-romantic by engraving your names and sweet little messages on the inside of the ring.
The people (our ancestors) who came up with the idea of wedding rings seemed to have ignored the fact that this particular item has one HUGE flaw. It can be taken off anytime, anywhere and put back on a minute later. So who's to make sure that your husband or wife doesn't take off his/her wedding ring, like, EVER?
I say, *brand married people, yeah, as in cow branding. Think about it, with huge brands on their asses, this would certainly make your spouses think twice about cheating on you. It's a cheaper, full-proof alternative to a wedding ring! So, instead of getting a wedding ring on your finger the day you get married, you get a brand on your butt, permanently categorizing you as a married man/woman.
VERSUS
Diamonds are forever, you say? I say, a big fat brand on your ass is forever-er!
That'll make it permanent, just like a marriage should be.
Love,
S.M
*Branding means to stamp a logo on any part of your body using a blazing hot iron, so it burns the skin and the mark is permanent, almost like a tattoo, but it fucking hurts. (Click here to see for yourself)
**Disclaimer: If you, in any way find this entry tempting, then you must not have that much faith in your spouse, or your relationship/marriage. GOTCHA! haha. I know, I'm such a bitch!
Mummy... I want!!
Okay, latest, current obsession...
JACK WHITE!
look at those hands, and that chest...and the whole junkie thing he's got going...
Do NOT ask me why...i just vant him. Hamana, hamana, hamana.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Coz we Rawk like that!!
A random day in class...
Wait a sec...I must be mental...
There are no random days in this class!
Yati and Ida looking hawt!
My girls...
Linda, Aween and fabulous Ridhwan
(yes, the pout comes naturally)
(clockwise, yah? Or just guess) Syu, Razze, Jooa, Bedd, Farril,
Feeza, Ariff and Alvin
Kakak and Fatang!
Wait a sec...I must be mental...
There are no random days in this class!
Yati and Ida looking hawt!
My girls...
Linda, Aween and fabulous Ridhwan
(yes, the pout comes naturally)
(clockwise, yah? Or just guess) Syu, Razze, Jooa, Bedd, Farril,
Feeza, Ariff and Alvin
The ever adorable and fab Kiki
Kakak and Fatang!
Pami, and Ariff...
doing all sorts of things with his mask.
doing all sorts of things with his mask.
Pami's so rich, he's cooling off using a wad of $$$
Alief and Pali
Alief and Pali
and that's Moi!
Stop denying it, you know we Rawk like that!
Oops, there are a few people missing from the pics...Hafeez, Toni, Jue....nanti i tangkap your pics k?
We've been together for a little less than 4 years...
Some marriages don't even last this long....
and Yes, I love them!
Some marriages don't even last this long....
and Yes, I love them!
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Food for Thought 11
After CENTURIES of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes, and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the DIVINE right to stare at a man's backside with cheap, vulgar appreciation if I want to!
Yeah, baby...you can serve coffee on that ass!
Yeah, baby...you can serve coffee on that ass!Sunday, August 9, 2009
Channeling Joan Jett.
Got my first haircut in Melaka...after 4 years of being here...haha
(NO, this is not the first time i'm cutting my hair in 4 years, it's just the first time I've done in Melaka)
So...how's my rockstar look?
He cut my fringe a bit too short for my liking, sbb my front hair tends to go all curly wurly if it's short...but mcm okay plak...so i love it..hehe
(NO, this is not the first time i'm cutting my hair in 4 years, it's just the first time I've done in Melaka)
So...how's my rockstar look?
He cut my fringe a bit too short for my liking, sbb my front hair tends to go all curly wurly if it's short...but mcm okay plak...so i love it..hehe
Friday, August 7, 2009
Everything's so Blurry.
It's getting scary-er here in Melaka....
1. The number of deaths thanks to the piggie flu = A LOT!
2. Most of the people i know either have a fever, a flu, coughing their lungs out, or a combo of all three.
3. There's a haze in Bandar Melaka and it looks like a horror movie. Plus, its hard to breath when you're out in the open. Not.Good. Yesterday, when I walked out of campus, it felt so stuffy and uncomfortable...and hot as hell!
Pollution is such a blast, ain't it?
1. The number of deaths thanks to the piggie flu = A LOT!
2. Most of the people i know either have a fever, a flu, coughing their lungs out, or a combo of all three.
3. There's a haze in Bandar Melaka and it looks like a horror movie. Plus, its hard to breath when you're out in the open. Not.Good. Yesterday, when I walked out of campus, it felt so stuffy and uncomfortable...and hot as hell!
Pollution is such a blast, ain't it?
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Food for Thought 10
This is for my ladies...
Ever wondered why is it that jerks become jerks after the fact that you've fallen head over heels, hopelessly, undeniably in love with that jerk?
Why does it not show from the start??
Ever wondered why is it that jerks become jerks after the fact that you've fallen head over heels, hopelessly, undeniably in love with that jerk?
Why does it not show from the start??
Driving me Nuts!!
Currently, I have...
a cellphone i.e. calls and txts
a Facebook account
a Friendster account
a Myspace account
a blog
Yahoo! Messenger
MSN Messenger
Twitter
and....
a gazillion e-mail accounts (thanks to a certain someone), 2 of which I check on, sometimes.
Earlier today, I asked my friend..."why the hell haven't you called in such a long time?"
and he said..."Why the hell haven't you replied any of my e-mails and Friendster messages?"
so, now I'm in a dilemma, did I lose contact with him or did he?
What happened to the days of just having one phone and one e-mail for people to contact you..
I'm telling you, technology is driving me NUTsssooooO!!!
Wait till I get a Blackberry or a Sidekick...then we can all just forget about calling or texting each other because I wouldn't know where to begin...we'll just have to meet whenever we do..
Hey! that's like going back to the days when we didn't have technology, yeah, I'll just catch ya when I catch ya!
Doinks*!
a cellphone i.e. calls and txts
a Facebook account
a Friendster account
a Myspace account
a blog
Yahoo! Messenger
MSN Messenger
and....
a gazillion e-mail accounts (thanks to a certain someone), 2 of which I check on, sometimes.
Earlier today, I asked my friend..."why the hell haven't you called in such a long time?"
and he said..."Why the hell haven't you replied any of my e-mails and Friendster messages?"
so, now I'm in a dilemma, did I lose contact with him or did he?
What happened to the days of just having one phone and one e-mail for people to contact you..
I'm telling you, technology is driving me NUTsssooooO!!!
Wait till I get a Blackberry or a Sidekick...then we can all just forget about calling or texting each other because I wouldn't know where to begin...we'll just have to meet whenever we do..
Hey! that's like going back to the days when we didn't have technology, yeah, I'll just catch ya when I catch ya!
Doinks*!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
What gives you the right?
Silently creeping back into my life without a word of apology?
Think you're smart?
Think you're safe?
Think it's over?
Well, your brain needs to reboot.
I have not forgotten and I never will.
Go tie a noose,
S.M
Think you're smart?
Think you're safe?
Think it's over?
Well, your brain needs to reboot.
I have not forgotten and I never will.
Go tie a noose,
S.M
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Doinks.
Well, we're getting a week's holidays and "they're" calling it "mid-semester break". We all know it's because of the damn flu. So much for not wanting to close down, huh?
NOW what am i supposed to do for a week????
I need like tons of money right now...so I can go for a vacay. A week's worth of lepaking in Paris sounds nice, eh? okay, I'm gonna go daydream now..toodles!
NOW what am i supposed to do for a week????
I need like tons of money right now...so I can go for a vacay. A week's worth of lepaking in Paris sounds nice, eh? okay, I'm gonna go daydream now..toodles!
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Touchy subject? Boo you!
This post is a reponse to Juliette Alei's post, "questions that you will question yourself".
Juliette's my friend and if you've read the post, i hope you agree with me in saying, she has a great point!
Religion is something written in concrete, for those who believe to obey and most of all, respect. In my opinion, it is something you have to learn, appreciate and understand before you start telling people what they should and should not do. Hello, your NOT God. Come to think of it, religion is a fairly easy subject to handle, it is in black and white and there are almost zero grey areas. But we, human beings, we make religion a complex thing.
As my friend admitted, I will do so too, I am not a staunch Muslim and I do have a lot of questions that I too, ask myself. Having questions is all fine and stuff, we're only human, and it is normal for us to question things. But as I've mentioned before, there are always answers and Allah has put them all around us. We just have to look for it. This is where faith comes in. I do have faith in Him and I do believe that He is judging us in everything that we do.
It does not matter which religion you believe in, or which God you pray to everyday, what's important is that you don't take things as they are, you still question and you still wonder. Why do some things exist and why do others not? However, just because you don't have such a stronghold on religion, it does not mean that your opinion does not count. You don't have to wear a tudung labuh or kopiah to actually know what to say about religion. I'm not saying that anyone and everyone has a valid opinion. But I do have enough faith in my brothers and sisters to know that we know what is right and wrong. Based on what we have learnt about our Religion. and that is my professional opinion, yo! :)
Love,
S.M
p/s: Aimi, i wanted to leave a comment on your page. But as you can see, a comment this long would be absurd.
Juliette's my friend and if you've read the post, i hope you agree with me in saying, she has a great point!
Religion is something written in concrete, for those who believe to obey and most of all, respect. In my opinion, it is something you have to learn, appreciate and understand before you start telling people what they should and should not do. Hello, your NOT God. Come to think of it, religion is a fairly easy subject to handle, it is in black and white and there are almost zero grey areas. But we, human beings, we make religion a complex thing.
As my friend admitted, I will do so too, I am not a staunch Muslim and I do have a lot of questions that I too, ask myself. Having questions is all fine and stuff, we're only human, and it is normal for us to question things. But as I've mentioned before, there are always answers and Allah has put them all around us. We just have to look for it. This is where faith comes in. I do have faith in Him and I do believe that He is judging us in everything that we do.
It does not matter which religion you believe in, or which God you pray to everyday, what's important is that you don't take things as they are, you still question and you still wonder. Why do some things exist and why do others not? However, just because you don't have such a stronghold on religion, it does not mean that your opinion does not count. You don't have to wear a tudung labuh or kopiah to actually know what to say about religion. I'm not saying that anyone and everyone has a valid opinion. But I do have enough faith in my brothers and sisters to know that we know what is right and wrong. Based on what we have learnt about our Religion. and that is my professional opinion, yo! :)
Love,
S.M
p/s: Aimi, i wanted to leave a comment on your page. But as you can see, a comment this long would be absurd.
Blahh...
Like, Seriously, how the hell does a person come up with a title for their FYP in like, 4 days. This piece of assholic assignment which could possibly turn my life upside down is not something you play the fool with. And you, and your merry band of intellectuals are telling me that i need to hurry up and get myself a title. are you fucking kidding me?????
Come on, has common sense flown out the window or are you just plain ignorant?
Sheesh, people!
I need a tall shot of whiskey. You kids are driving me up the wall. Dang it!
Come on, has common sense flown out the window or are you just plain ignorant?
Sheesh, people!
I need a tall shot of whiskey. You kids are driving me up the wall. Dang it!
Monday, July 13, 2009
Oh well...
The streamyx connection at home is fucked up so i can't really blog in comfort right now...
i'm stuck with hauling my laptop to class everyday just so i can read my friends' blogs and check my Facebook. So, thank God for UiTM's WiFi, yea it's unbelievably slow, but it's the only thing helping right now.
It's 9.51 on a Tuesday morning and we're watching P. Ramlee's Kassim Selamat for Asian Lit class.
I'm so effing hungry.
I'm also very sleepy.
Absofuckinglutely amazing this feeling is!!!
i'm stuck with hauling my laptop to class everyday just so i can read my friends' blogs and check my Facebook. So, thank God for UiTM's WiFi, yea it's unbelievably slow, but it's the only thing helping right now.
It's 9.51 on a Tuesday morning and we're watching P. Ramlee's Kassim Selamat for Asian Lit class.
I'm so effing hungry.
I'm also very sleepy.
Absofuckinglutely amazing this feeling is!!!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Food for Thought 09
Young men usually have the desire to have a girlfriend/ wife who is super hot, one they can be proud of and show off to their friends, ESPECIALLY to show off to their friends. I'm talking about girls who are drop-dead gorgeous and can turn the heads of any man as she passes by.
However, i wonder if these men really do know what it takes for those super hot girls to look the way they do. Guys, here are some things that you should know about your women. And yes, it isn't going to be pretty.
1. They look horrible in the morning. Yes, morning breath and everything.
2. They fart. Some even more than men. It IS a natural living process, you know.
3. They shave/tweeze/wax any visible body hair. Armpits, eyebrows, some do the upper lip thingy and yes, the vah-jay-jay vicinity.
4. They snore/drool/sleep with their mouths wide open.
5. They smell horrible if they don't shower after working out. Can you say "body odour"?
6. They pick their noses, scratch their butts, and pull on their wedgies when they think no one's looking.
So guys and gals, still think that everyone's perfectly perfect and flawless from the second they get out of bed in the morning? Think. Again.
Love,
S.M
p/s: Happy 100th Post, Sunny Side Up! xoxoxo
However, i wonder if these men really do know what it takes for those super hot girls to look the way they do. Guys, here are some things that you should know about your women. And yes, it isn't going to be pretty.
1. They look horrible in the morning. Yes, morning breath and everything.
2. They fart. Some even more than men. It IS a natural living process, you know.
3. They shave/tweeze/wax any visible body hair. Armpits, eyebrows, some do the upper lip thingy and yes, the vah-jay-jay vicinity.
4. They snore/drool/sleep with their mouths wide open.
5. They smell horrible if they don't shower after working out. Can you say "body odour"?
6. They pick their noses, scratch their butts, and pull on their wedgies when they think no one's looking.
So guys and gals, still think that everyone's perfectly perfect and flawless from the second they get out of bed in the morning? Think. Again.
Love,
S.M
p/s: Happy 100th Post, Sunny Side Up! xoxoxo
Friday, June 26, 2009
A Great Life Ends.
R.I.P
Michael J. Jackson
(August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009)
I'm actually, truly, honestly, sad.
Michael J. Jackson
(August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009)
I'm actually, truly, honestly, sad.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Double d'uh!
There has always been one thing that tickles my funny bone every time i hear Malaysians trying to have a conversation.
I dub thee, the Malaysian small talk.
Situation A:
(Woman watering her plants in the comfort of her own yard, not realizing her neighbour is lurking behind the fence, also watering her plants)
Neighbour : Huii, Senah, siram pokok ke?
Senah : Eh, Kak Pah, ha'ah, tgh siram pokok ni. Dah macam nak layu dah. Kak Pah pun siram pokok?
Observe: OBVIOUSLY they're both watering their respective plants. Couldn't the conversation have started with a (Senah, kau sehat?). Simple as that.
Let us try and apply this to a situation outside of the Malaysian context.
Situation B:
(In a small village in England, Richard is tossing some feed to his flock of chickens while his neighbour, Arthur, looks on from his own backyard.)
Arthur : Good afternoon there neighbour! Feeding the chickens, are we?
Richard : (looks at Arthur with a "d'uh" look in his face, adding a somewhat friendly smile to it)
Observe: Conversations like the one that took place in Senah's house never/rarely happens any where else in the world. Further presenting evidence that we, Malaysians, are the best when it comes to small talk - we just use whatever's going on in the present as a subject of central focus and then we hope to move on to other things.
Hopefully after the boring "siram pokok" talk, you'll start gossipping about other stuff. Like what time that other neighbour's husband came home last night.
Uniquely Malaysian, that's what I say!
Hey there, S.M! Blogging?
Double D'uh!
I dub thee, the Malaysian small talk.
Situation A:
(Woman watering her plants in the comfort of her own yard, not realizing her neighbour is lurking behind the fence, also watering her plants)
Neighbour : Huii, Senah, siram pokok ke?
Senah : Eh, Kak Pah, ha'ah, tgh siram pokok ni. Dah macam nak layu dah. Kak Pah pun siram pokok?
Observe: OBVIOUSLY they're both watering their respective plants. Couldn't the conversation have started with a (Senah, kau sehat?). Simple as that.
Let us try and apply this to a situation outside of the Malaysian context.
Situation B:
(In a small village in England, Richard is tossing some feed to his flock of chickens while his neighbour, Arthur, looks on from his own backyard.)
Arthur : Good afternoon there neighbour! Feeding the chickens, are we?
Richard : (looks at Arthur with a "d'uh" look in his face, adding a somewhat friendly smile to it)
Observe: Conversations like the one that took place in Senah's house never/rarely happens any where else in the world. Further presenting evidence that we, Malaysians, are the best when it comes to small talk - we just use whatever's going on in the present as a subject of central focus and then we hope to move on to other things.
Hopefully after the boring "siram pokok" talk, you'll start gossipping about other stuff. Like what time that other neighbour's husband came home last night.
Uniquely Malaysian, that's what I say!
Hey there, S.M! Blogging?
Double D'uh!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Food for Thought 08
The problem with Justice:
It is forbidden to kill, therefore all murderers are held accountable for their actions and are punished, mostly by death and others forced into remorse.
Unless...
They kill in large numbers, to the sound of trumpets.
It is forbidden to kill, therefore all murderers are held accountable for their actions and are punished, mostly by death and others forced into remorse.
Unless...
They kill in large numbers, to the sound of trumpets.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Self-proclaimed Non-Conformist, but not just yet.
Somehow, somewhere, sometime, we have all met and/or are going to meet people who have the "screw you" attitude. They say they don't care about what everyone else says, thinks or does. They live life according to their own terms. Or so they say.
The life of a non-conformist is not easy. It is in fact, one of the hardest things to be in a socialistic community, such as ours. People like boybands and chick flicks, so they say they like indie bands, or other bands you've never heard of and movies that are made with such a low budget that there are only 2 main characters. These non-conformists make you feel like an idiot. They claim to be special and they claim to be ultimately "different". But somehow, we admire them for having the balls to be different.
Being a realist myself, i'm just trying to figure out the possibility of someone being a complete non-comformist. He does not live according to any other rules or laws other than his own. The ultimate "fuck the world" type who doesn't give two cents about what other people think. It would be interesting to meet and have a chat with that person.
Come to think of it, is it really possible in a society like ours? We are dependent on each other and need each other in order to survive (Whoever said it was "every man for himself" was seriously piss drunk). Seriously, if a man was really living by his own principles without considering what others think, could he really be a part of this world and live peacefully? Let's take a look into our past. People who choose to live away from communities were labelled as hermits and some were even called witches and were burnt at the stake (btw, cauldrons are wicked cool). What about now? In our so-called modern and liberal times? People who do not choose to conform are shunned and ignored as the minority, even judged. Which ever way you put it, if you don't do it the way society wants you to do it, then someone's got an opinion about it and like it or not, it'll get to you.
Remember the high school teachers who told you to be different? Well, they had good words of wisdom, but they failed to tell us the price of being different. You see it all around you, artists producing "politically correct" pieces of artwork and selling out by coming up with "ideas" that they know would sell. Filmmakers bending over backwords just to get the approval of society so that their product would sell and they escape the banning of their work.
So, Self-Proclaimed Non-Conformist? Think. Again.
Sooner or later, we all fold.
The life of a non-conformist is not easy. It is in fact, one of the hardest things to be in a socialistic community, such as ours. People like boybands and chick flicks, so they say they like indie bands, or other bands you've never heard of and movies that are made with such a low budget that there are only 2 main characters. These non-conformists make you feel like an idiot. They claim to be special and they claim to be ultimately "different". But somehow, we admire them for having the balls to be different.
Being a realist myself, i'm just trying to figure out the possibility of someone being a complete non-comformist. He does not live according to any other rules or laws other than his own. The ultimate "fuck the world" type who doesn't give two cents about what other people think. It would be interesting to meet and have a chat with that person.
Come to think of it, is it really possible in a society like ours? We are dependent on each other and need each other in order to survive (Whoever said it was "every man for himself" was seriously piss drunk). Seriously, if a man was really living by his own principles without considering what others think, could he really be a part of this world and live peacefully? Let's take a look into our past. People who choose to live away from communities were labelled as hermits and some were even called witches and were burnt at the stake (btw, cauldrons are wicked cool). What about now? In our so-called modern and liberal times? People who do not choose to conform are shunned and ignored as the minority, even judged. Which ever way you put it, if you don't do it the way society wants you to do it, then someone's got an opinion about it and like it or not, it'll get to you.
Remember the high school teachers who told you to be different? Well, they had good words of wisdom, but they failed to tell us the price of being different. You see it all around you, artists producing "politically correct" pieces of artwork and selling out by coming up with "ideas" that they know would sell. Filmmakers bending over backwords just to get the approval of society so that their product would sell and they escape the banning of their work.
So, Self-Proclaimed Non-Conformist? Think. Again.
Sooner or later, we all fold.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Annoyingly Sweet.
Give me more loving than I’ve ever had
Make me feel better when I’m feeling sad
Tell me I’m special even though I know I’m not
Make me feel good when I hurt so bad
Barely getting mad
I’m so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
Its as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There’s only One thing
Two Do
Three words
Four you
(I love you) I love you
There’s only one way to say
Those three words
That’s what I’ll do
(I love you) I love you
Give me more loving from the very start
Piece me back together when I fall apart
Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends
Make me feel good when I hurt so bad
You’re the best that I’ve had
And I’m so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
It’s easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
(I love you) I love you
(I love you) I love you
1234
Plain White T's
Go on. Judge me, bitches!
Friday, June 5, 2009
Global Warming and my Boredom.
Global Warming is such a bitch!
I am...
Sweaty.
Sticky.
and sgt eww!..Panas!!!
Alas, we're at that place again..u know, that place. The one where we're all bored with the holidays and we want to go to normal, everyday classes.
Nak balik melaka! i miss my bitches!
I am...
Sweaty.
Sticky.
and sgt eww!..Panas!!!
Alas, we're at that place again..u know, that place. The one where we're all bored with the holidays and we want to go to normal, everyday classes.
Nak balik melaka! i miss my bitches!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Drum Roll....
And the results are in,
We did not win..
However,
UiTM KBM broke 12th in the Arau Open tournament and was the only branch campus of UiTM (besides the mothership which is Shah Alam of course) that broke through to the double quarters.
I.AM.THRILLED.
This, officially makes UiTM KBM the best debating force there is amongst the branch campuses. Hurraayy!!
411: "Breaking", as awful as the real meaning is, is actually a good thing in debate. We WANT to break. this basically means you've gotten through the preliminary rounds to further compete in the tournament in the quarters, semis and hopefully the finals.
Out of the 52 teams that entered this tournament, we ranked 15. Not so marvellous, but not hopeless either. Teams included those from Taiwan, Pakistan and Indonesia, and we did better than all of them. Overall, i'm happy!
Special thanks to:
My team mates-
Hafeez
Noel
Team KBM 2:
Yati
Adderly
Ariff (good job on your first time!)
You guys made me proud.
Our advisors and trainers:
Mdm. Josephine
Mdm. Aida
Mdm. Nagamany
Balloons
YAY!
We did not win..
However,
UiTM KBM broke 12th in the Arau Open tournament and was the only branch campus of UiTM (besides the mothership which is Shah Alam of course) that broke through to the double quarters.
I.AM.THRILLED.
This, officially makes UiTM KBM the best debating force there is amongst the branch campuses. Hurraayy!!
411: "Breaking", as awful as the real meaning is, is actually a good thing in debate. We WANT to break. this basically means you've gotten through the preliminary rounds to further compete in the tournament in the quarters, semis and hopefully the finals.
Out of the 52 teams that entered this tournament, we ranked 15. Not so marvellous, but not hopeless either. Teams included those from Taiwan, Pakistan and Indonesia, and we did better than all of them. Overall, i'm happy!
Special thanks to:
My team mates-
Hafeez
Noel
Team KBM 2:
Yati
Adderly
Ariff (good job on your first time!)
You guys made me proud.
Our advisors and trainers:
Mdm. Josephine
Mdm. Aida
Mdm. Nagamany
Balloons
YAY!
Monday, May 25, 2009
Arau Open 2009
Yup, in Arau for yet another debate tourney...
Will let update you guys on the outcome of this debate...
PLEASE GOD...
Let it be a fabulous story to tell...
Location : UiTM Arau, Perlis, Malaysia.
Duration : 25th - 30th May 2009
Purpose : Arau Open Debating Championship 2009.
Condition : Sleepy, tired and i think i'm jet-lagged. (is that possible even when your still in the same time zone?)
Love,
S.M
Will let update you guys on the outcome of this debate...
PLEASE GOD...
Let it be a fabulous story to tell...
Location : UiTM Arau, Perlis, Malaysia.
Duration : 25th - 30th May 2009
Purpose : Arau Open Debating Championship 2009.
Condition : Sleepy, tired and i think i'm jet-lagged. (is that possible even when your still in the same time zone?)
Love,
S.M
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
My Favourite this and that
1. Christian Louboutin's Black Satin Peep-Toe Heels
For those of you who know me, know that i Love black and i Love shoes. So, Black Shoes is like really good icing on a really good cake. And the best thing about Louboutin heels is that sexy red under-sole that's really a great signature for a great pair of shoes.
Note to self: Must have when rich.
2. The Hills' May 2008 RS Magazine Cover
Love this cover simply because it really, really shows that they would do anything to sell magazines and it really, really is amazing that they can be all happy happy while shooting for this cover, but in reality, not one of these girls actually want to be friends. Especially with Heidi, they didn't even want to go to her wedding (her real wedding, the one after the pretend one). Ouch!
3. This Particular Picture of The Cast of Twilight
Okay, i know Twilight was not the movie to watch when it came out but just take a look at this picture. It's just amazing! Perfect setting, perfect light, perfect (non)pose. Everyone looks BEAUTIFUL, even the evil ones, even Sharkboy looks hawt. Although, Kristen Stewart's hair looks like it just came back from the set of Hairspray, she still looks gorgeous. I love this picture!
For those of you who know me, know that i Love black and i Love shoes. So, Black Shoes is like really good icing on a really good cake. And the best thing about Louboutin heels is that sexy red under-sole that's really a great signature for a great pair of shoes.Note to self: Must have when rich.
2. The Hills' May 2008 RS Magazine Cover
Love this cover simply because it really, really shows that they would do anything to sell magazines and it really, really is amazing that they can be all happy happy while shooting for this cover, but in reality, not one of these girls actually want to be friends. Especially with Heidi, they didn't even want to go to her wedding (her real wedding, the one after the pretend one). Ouch!3. This Particular Picture of The Cast of Twilight
Okay, i know Twilight was not the movie to watch when it came out but just take a look at this picture. It's just amazing! Perfect setting, perfect light, perfect (non)pose. Everyone looks BEAUTIFUL, even the evil ones, even Sharkboy looks hawt. Although, Kristen Stewart's hair looks like it just came back from the set of Hairspray, she still looks gorgeous. I love this picture!
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Food for Thought 07
When someone says "Gigolo"...
What sort of image pops into ur head?
Mmm..i'm betting he'll be in a black (possibly Italian) three-piece suit, dress shoes. With a ripped body, slick hair. Smelling of expensive cologne. Possibly with a rich mak Datin on his arm. (no offence to mak Datins). Oh yeah, and he has an altenative name. Instead of Gigolo, we can call him an Escort. How luxurious.
Delicious, ay?
What about when someone says "Prostitute"...
What sort of image pops then?
Let me guess...she's probably wearing a see through top that shows her dirty purple bra, a micro-mini and hooker-heels (detect the pun). her hair's probably messy and she probably looks like she hasn't showered in weeks. She standing on the side of road or in some dingy alley. Oh yeah, with a fag in one hand and a purse in another. Her other names are Hooker, Slut, Whore, Tramp, Broad etc...
Why the double standard guys and gals?
They're both getting paid for the same services. Aren't they?
Love,
S.M
Disclaimer (and you thought i didn't know what a disclaimer is, tsk tsk): I do not condone paying or getting paid for sex. I just have an opinion on the topic.Period.
What sort of image pops into ur head?
Mmm..i'm betting he'll be in a black (possibly Italian) three-piece suit, dress shoes. With a ripped body, slick hair. Smelling of expensive cologne. Possibly with a rich mak Datin on his arm. (no offence to mak Datins). Oh yeah, and he has an altenative name. Instead of Gigolo, we can call him an Escort. How luxurious.
Delicious, ay?
What about when someone says "Prostitute"...
What sort of image pops then?
Let me guess...she's probably wearing a see through top that shows her dirty purple bra, a micro-mini and hooker-heels (detect the pun). her hair's probably messy and she probably looks like she hasn't showered in weeks. She standing on the side of road or in some dingy alley. Oh yeah, with a fag in one hand and a purse in another. Her other names are Hooker, Slut, Whore, Tramp, Broad etc...
Why the double standard guys and gals?
They're both getting paid for the same services. Aren't they?
Love,
S.M
Disclaimer (and you thought i didn't know what a disclaimer is, tsk tsk): I do not condone paying or getting paid for sex. I just have an opinion on the topic.Period.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Sliiting my Wrists.Seriously.
Sociolinguistics can go kiss my goat's hairy/smelly ass and give it a long, slurrpy, wet lick.
Babi.
Swine.
Snort.Snort.Snort.
Like, Okay, We get it already. I talk like an ass in front of my friends, speak like an angel when i'm with parents/teachers and then i'm all sophisticated at the post office.
Why, oh, why...did someone have to make a whole bloody subject about it? hmmm?
Babi.
Swine.
Snort.Snort.Snort.
Like, Okay, We get it already. I talk like an ass in front of my friends, speak like an angel when i'm with parents/teachers and then i'm all sophisticated at the post office.
Why, oh, why...did someone have to make a whole bloody subject about it? hmmm?
Sunday, May 3, 2009
My Dears, We Learnt it in Pre-School !!
An SMS from an Anonymous someone:
"Hey, S.M, aRe YoU BAcK HoME? V ArE GoING OuT FoR LUNCh, You WaNnA JoiNt?"
Alright, first of all, who in the world said that the pronoun "we" can be changed to "v"?
It's WRONG WRONG WRONG and cannot be justified in any way...PERIOD!
Second of all, it's "you wanna JOIN?" not "you wanna JOINT?"
JOIN and JOINT have two totally different meanings and this too, cannot be justified in any way linguistically possible!!
Unless you are really offering me someone's joints..or referring to a roll of medicinal herbs that have intoxicating effects, i.e. a joint.
AnD It'S REaLLy aNNoYinG WhEn SomEonE TyPE's an SmS LikE THis!! WTF????
It's caps or NO CAPS, make up ur freaking mind!
Common sense, it's even harder to type mixing all the caps...seriously.
Elementary, My Dear Watson!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno, do people really don't know this, or is it just pure ignorance.
Any which way you put it, it's simply annoying...
Yes, this is me being CoCkY!
"Hey, S.M, aRe YoU BAcK HoME? V ArE GoING OuT FoR LUNCh, You WaNnA JoiNt?"
Alright, first of all, who in the world said that the pronoun "we" can be changed to "v"?
It's WRONG WRONG WRONG and cannot be justified in any way...PERIOD!
Second of all, it's "you wanna JOIN?" not "you wanna JOINT?"
JOIN and JOINT have two totally different meanings and this too, cannot be justified in any way linguistically possible!!
Unless you are really offering me someone's joints..or referring to a roll of medicinal herbs that have intoxicating effects, i.e. a joint.
AnD It'S REaLLy aNNoYinG WhEn SomEonE TyPE's an SmS LikE THis!! WTF????
It's caps or NO CAPS, make up ur freaking mind!
Common sense, it's even harder to type mixing all the caps...seriously.
Elementary, My Dear Watson!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno, do people really don't know this, or is it just pure ignorance.
Any which way you put it, it's simply annoying...
Yes, this is me being CoCkY!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Brava! Brava!
I almost never do this...but i just have to..
Uh-may-zing!!!!!!!
Tissue-tossing, tears-like-a-river movie of the century!
and of course, amazing performances!
Girls, seriously, go get the dvd and watch it quietly in ur room...
Boys, kalau nak tgk jugak (even though u won't get it) then shadap and watch without making any stupid comments if ur girlfriend is crying..coz she effin' will.
The Secret Life of Bees, starring:
Dakota Fanning
Queen Latifah
Jennifer Hudson
Alicia Keys
Paul Bettany
Uh-may-zing!!!!!!!
Tissue-tossing, tears-like-a-river movie of the century!
and of course, amazing performances!
Girls, seriously, go get the dvd and watch it quietly in ur room...
Boys, kalau nak tgk jugak (even though u won't get it) then shadap and watch without making any stupid comments if ur girlfriend is crying..coz she effin' will.
The Secret Life of Bees, starring:
Dakota Fanning
Queen Latifah
Jennifer Hudson
Alicia Keys
Paul Bettany
Food for Thought 06
What if there really are such things as aliens, you know, other forms of life out there....
and what if...
We're it.
How would you like to party
with this dude?
There could be another planet out there filled with two-headed, hairy, seven-legged, one-eyed, ball-like creatures who are studying us...and they think we're weird..
We do have more galaxies than there are people on earth, i mean, who's to say this isn't possible?
Creepy, huh?
and what if...
We're it.
How would you like to partywith this dude?
There could be another planet out there filled with two-headed, hairy, seven-legged, one-eyed, ball-like creatures who are studying us...and they think we're weird..
We do have more galaxies than there are people on earth, i mean, who's to say this isn't possible?
Creepy, huh?
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Maison, Doux Maison!
I'm finally back home! yipeee...
tapi kejap je la..like one week...haihh...rindu everything..
everything pun aku nak makan, everything pun aku nak buat..
somehow, i want satay..
haih..
tapi kejap je la..like one week...haihh...rindu everything..
everything pun aku nak makan, everything pun aku nak buat..
somehow, i want satay..
haih..
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Aren't my options... Mine?
There are a few things you should notice/realize/acknowledge...
1. I am no longer angry/resentful.
2. I am not a sad little person.
3. I am very much happy.
4. I am satisfied.
5. I am grateful.
6. I am not making this a resolution.
7. I am living MY life.
Period.
1. I am no longer angry/resentful.
2. I am not a sad little person.
3. I am very much happy.
4. I am satisfied.
5. I am grateful.
6. I am not making this a resolution.
7. I am living MY life.
Period.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Lazy. Bum. (Yes, tiru GossipBoy)
Nanti2 la i blog ye.
Nak memuaskan hati pensyarah2 yang tak penah puas.
I'm nose-deep in deadlines. can't breathe. need air.
WTF is a research proposal replica?
WTF are we supposed to present in 10 minutes?
How the hell nak design a whole bloody course?
Joy Luck Club? Not so joyful, not so lucky...
If i don't post again in a week, call someone, i might be dead and rotting...
Love,
Annoyed
Nak memuaskan hati pensyarah2 yang tak penah puas.
I'm nose-deep in deadlines. can't breathe. need air.
WTF is a research proposal replica?
WTF are we supposed to present in 10 minutes?
How the hell nak design a whole bloody course?
Joy Luck Club? Not so joyful, not so lucky...
If i don't post again in a week, call someone, i might be dead and rotting...
Love,
Annoyed
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Well, What D'ya know...
I just got through the longest weekend of my life...
The Malaysian Debating Open Championships in MMU Melaka..
Didn't do too good...but hey, it's all in the learning process. I got to meet my friends from all over Malaysia, and made new friends from here and there...we had fun basically, and for the first time, I wasn't the only team from my campus, this time, we sent 3 teams...it felt better to know that you're not going to the ups and downs alone. It felt like we were amongst family...especially that last round! hehe...talk about major debate fuck-ups and first impressions. Kudos!
Congrats to the junior teams on your first tournament, and might i say, you guys sailed through with ferocity and honour! KBM style!
Thanks to:
Pn. Aida
Mdm. Jo
Mdm. Naga
Hafeez
Noel
Yati
Ard
Adah
Pali
Adderly
Qayyum
With sincere hope that your support for the debate club will remain...
The Malaysian Debating Open Championships in MMU Melaka..
Didn't do too good...but hey, it's all in the learning process. I got to meet my friends from all over Malaysia, and made new friends from here and there...we had fun basically, and for the first time, I wasn't the only team from my campus, this time, we sent 3 teams...it felt better to know that you're not going to the ups and downs alone. It felt like we were amongst family...especially that last round! hehe...talk about major debate fuck-ups and first impressions. Kudos!
Congrats to the junior teams on your first tournament, and might i say, you guys sailed through with ferocity and honour! KBM style!
Thanks to:
Pn. Aida
Mdm. Jo
Mdm. Naga
Hafeez
Noel
Yati
Ard
Adah
Pali
Adderly
Qayyum
With sincere hope that your support for the debate club will remain...
KBM
signing out
signing out
Friday, March 20, 2009
The Difference between Talent and something...
No code/nicknames, no abbreviations or acronyms...just the simple, plain, blunt truth.
Dear Alief,
I don't quite appreciate you poking your nose into other people's businesses, namely; the debate club. I'm sorry, but you must have misunderstood somewhere that you have some sort of authority in the OUR club. Well, let me clear out the misconceptions;
1. You do not know what goes on in the club and whatever you hear from Pali or other people, may or may not be true and in this case, it isn't. The debate club is in no way in your jurisdiction and you have absolutely no right to judge who has the talent and who doesn't. That's my job, I should know, I trained them. And any logical person would know that just because one person has the talent, doesn't mean the other person is not talented.
2. Yati was not selected as a debater because she is trained to be an ADJUDICATOR (look it up). In a debate tournament, adjudicators don't normally moonlight as debaters because debating and adjudicating have two different job prescriptions.
3. As a fellow debate club member, I can assure you that without Yati, the club would not have evolved into what it is now. All that PAPERWORK is what keeps us going and we have organized the club in such a way that debaters don't have to do the dirty work of filling up paperwork and dealing with the management. So she picks up our slack, she does the dirty work, sweats it out with the management and gets labelled "untalented". Well, there's appreciation for ya.
4. If you however wish to talk about this with me in person, I shall gladly entertain you because this is not how we are supposed to deal with it. Arguing through blogs is just childish. I'm writing this in my blog because this seems to be the method of communication that you understand best. So, in order to avoid more misunderstandings, I shall bow down to your level. By doing this, i might have sparked something bad, maybe jeopardized our friendship, but I'd like to think I know you a little bit better. I hope.
5. I sincerely feel that you owe an apology to Yati and whoever else you think you've offended.
Yours truly,
Aafina Zamil.
Dear Alief,
I don't quite appreciate you poking your nose into other people's businesses, namely; the debate club. I'm sorry, but you must have misunderstood somewhere that you have some sort of authority in the OUR club. Well, let me clear out the misconceptions;
1. You do not know what goes on in the club and whatever you hear from Pali or other people, may or may not be true and in this case, it isn't. The debate club is in no way in your jurisdiction and you have absolutely no right to judge who has the talent and who doesn't. That's my job, I should know, I trained them. And any logical person would know that just because one person has the talent, doesn't mean the other person is not talented.
2. Yati was not selected as a debater because she is trained to be an ADJUDICATOR (look it up). In a debate tournament, adjudicators don't normally moonlight as debaters because debating and adjudicating have two different job prescriptions.
3. As a fellow debate club member, I can assure you that without Yati, the club would not have evolved into what it is now. All that PAPERWORK is what keeps us going and we have organized the club in such a way that debaters don't have to do the dirty work of filling up paperwork and dealing with the management. So she picks up our slack, she does the dirty work, sweats it out with the management and gets labelled "untalented". Well, there's appreciation for ya.
4. If you however wish to talk about this with me in person, I shall gladly entertain you because this is not how we are supposed to deal with it. Arguing through blogs is just childish. I'm writing this in my blog because this seems to be the method of communication that you understand best. So, in order to avoid more misunderstandings, I shall bow down to your level. By doing this, i might have sparked something bad, maybe jeopardized our friendship, but I'd like to think I know you a little bit better. I hope.
5. I sincerely feel that you owe an apology to Yati and whoever else you think you've offended.
Yours truly,
Aafina Zamil.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Vote for Mother Earth.
EARTH HOUR
SATURDAY, 28TH MARCH 2009
8.30 pm to 9.30 pm
SATURDAY, 28TH MARCH 2009
8.30 pm to 9.30 pm
Let's do our part to fight against GLOBAL WARMING and switch off the lights for 60 minutes.
Darkness is a small price to pay for a bright future.
Show them Malaysia is United.
Love,
S.M
Darkness is a small price to pay for a bright future.
Show them Malaysia is United.
Love,
S.M
A Woman Scorned.
BRIT BRIT IS A FUCKING GENIUS!!!
hahaha...
If You Seek Amy = F.U.C.K Me
hence, "Love me hate me, say what you want about me, but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to IF YOU SEEK AMY!"
Get it??
Ouh i love a woman with pizz-azz!
KUDOS!
hahaha...
If You Seek Amy = F.U.C.K Me
hence, "Love me hate me, say what you want about me, but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to IF YOU SEEK AMY!"
Get it??
Ouh i love a woman with pizz-azz!
KUDOS!
Monday, March 9, 2009
Point, Sir!
Yay! suke jumpe ismal!!!Rindu kau gile!
hehe...
and....
a few other pixies from shah alam...
Monkey, Yati and Ash..seperti biasa...bila di Shah Alam, McD lah tempat yang paling hip!
Focus! Focus! Focus!Poppin' Farril's cherry...haha
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