I'm right and You know it!

Today, I'm going to question the practicality of a wedding ring. What is it good for anyways?

1. To announce to the world that you're married? That you're someone's husband/wife?
2. To showcase your wealth in the form of a piece of metal wrapped around your finger?
3. Make it oh-so-romantic by engraving your names and sweet little messages on the inside of the ring.

The people (our ancestors) who came up with the idea of wedding rings seemed to have ignored the fact that this particular item has one HUGE flaw. It can be taken off anytime, anywhere and put back on a minute later. So who's to make sure that your husband or wife doesn't take off his/her wedding ring, like, EVER?



I say, *brand married people, yeah, as in cow branding. Think about it, with huge brands on their asses, this would certainly make your spouses think twice about cheating on you. It's a cheaper, full-proof alternative to a wedding ring! So, instead of getting a wedding ring on your finger the day you get married, you get a brand on your butt, permanently categorizing you as a married man/woman.

VERSUS

Diamonds are forever, you say? I say, a big fat brand on your ass is forever-er!

That'll make it permanent, just like a marriage should be.



Love,
S.M



*Branding means to stamp a logo on any part of your body using a blazing hot iron, so it burns the skin and the mark is permanent, almost like a tattoo, but it fucking hurts. (Click here to see for yourself)

**Disclaimer: If you, in any way find this entry tempting, then you must not have that much faith in your spouse, or your relationship/marriage. GOTCHA! haha. I know, I'm such a bitch!