Was talking to Kak D before we fell asleep, and somehow we started talking about insects...
KD : Kura-kura pun tanye pada semut...
F : ...kenape kaki kau ade 6?
KD : eh, semut kaki 6 ke?
F : ha la, kan insect kaki ade 6..
KD : bukan 8 ke? tgn 2, kaki 6
F : &^$@#$%^&* (burst out laughing) TANGAN DUA??? mana dtg??
KD : habis tu spider?
F : spider bukan insect, kaki dia 8...
KD : k, Aafin, tido dah pukul 5.....ZzzZZzzzZz
Cilaka punya perempuan, dah buat lawak, pegi tido plak!
Damn you woman! LOL!! LMAO!!!
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Sunday, November 8, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Salam Aidilfitri.
Selamat Hari Raya
Maaf Zahir dan Batin.
Maaf Zahir dan Batin.
Well, Ramadhan went by us pretty quickly, didn't it?
Have fun. Eat lots of nonsense. Drink all the insanely sweet drinks you may so desire. Collect your duit raya. Hug and smooch your loved ones. Have never-ending conversations in which you can't help but nod your head politely and agree to everything that other person says..Oh joy!
;-)
Enjoy, folks!
With lotsa love,
S.M
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Inside Joke.
Remember when your mom used to shove ridiculous things in your mouth, and then said it was good for you but then it tasted like a dead cockroach's arse?
Well, for me it was tofu...or "tahu" in Malay.
The Devil
But then, just to make your mom happy, and to see that smile on her face, u try to eat it, you try to digest it (eventhough it makes you want to vomit blood out of your eyes, you still wanna try)
I'm trying...
I'm trying like a bitch!
Seriously, nothing good comes out of loving Tahu
Finally, you start to realise, the more you see something you hate, the more you hate it....ugghh
Oh....glory!
I hope you're laughing, bitches!!
S.M
Well, for me it was tofu...or "tahu" in Malay.
The Devil But then, just to make your mom happy, and to see that smile on her face, u try to eat it, you try to digest it (eventhough it makes you want to vomit blood out of your eyes, you still wanna try)
I'm trying...
I'm trying like a bitch!
Seriously, nothing good comes out of loving TahuFinally, you start to realise, the more you see something you hate, the more you hate it....ugghh
Oh....glory!
I hope you're laughing, bitches!!
S.M
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Ramadhan Al-Mubarak.
A young Muslim man was caught smoking (by his colleague) in the middle of the afternoon, during Ramadhan. His friend gently reminded him,
"Dude, if you're gonna smoke in the middle of the day during puasa, at least do it in the toilet, man. Malu nanti orang nampak! Kalau kene ngan Jabatan Agama, lagi teruk doh!"
To this, he calmly replied,
"If you can guarantee me that God can't see me smoke in the toilet, then I'll do it. Allah nampak, tak malu plak?? and shame on you for fearing the Jabatan Agama, who are they anyways?"
“Tell those who believe to forgive those who do not look forward to the Days of God. It is for Him to recompense each people according to what they have earned” – Surah 45 verse 14 of the Holy Qur’an.
“You shall invite to the path of God with wisdom and compassionate enlightenment, and debate with them in the best possible manner. Your Lord knows best who is deviating from His path, and He knows best who are guided.” – Surah 16 verse 125 of the Holy Qur’an.
Still feel like judging? Go ahead.
To all Muslims, I bid you Good Luck in completing the obligations of this sacred month. May Allah bless you and reward you for your right-doings.Amin.
Happy Ramadhan!
S.M.
"Dude, if you're gonna smoke in the middle of the day during puasa, at least do it in the toilet, man. Malu nanti orang nampak! Kalau kene ngan Jabatan Agama, lagi teruk doh!"
To this, he calmly replied,
"If you can guarantee me that God can't see me smoke in the toilet, then I'll do it. Allah nampak, tak malu plak?? and shame on you for fearing the Jabatan Agama, who are they anyways?"
“Tell those who believe to forgive those who do not look forward to the Days of God. It is for Him to recompense each people according to what they have earned” – Surah 45 verse 14 of the Holy Qur’an.
“You shall invite to the path of God with wisdom and compassionate enlightenment, and debate with them in the best possible manner. Your Lord knows best who is deviating from His path, and He knows best who are guided.” – Surah 16 verse 125 of the Holy Qur’an.
Still feel like judging? Go ahead.
To all Muslims, I bid you Good Luck in completing the obligations of this sacred month. May Allah bless you and reward you for your right-doings.Amin.
Happy Ramadhan!
S.M.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
I'm right and You know it!
Today, I'm going to question the practicality of a wedding ring. What is it good for anyways?
1. To announce to the world that you're married? That you're someone's husband/wife?
2. To showcase your wealth in the form of a piece of metal wrapped around your finger?
3. Make it oh-so-romantic by engraving your names and sweet little messages on the inside of the ring.
The people (our ancestors) who came up with the idea of wedding rings seemed to have ignored the fact that this particular item has one HUGE flaw. It can be taken off anytime, anywhere and put back on a minute later. So who's to make sure that your husband or wife doesn't take off his/her wedding ring, like, EVER?
I say, *brand married people, yeah, as in cow branding. Think about it, with huge brands on their asses, this would certainly make your spouses think twice about cheating on you. It's a cheaper, full-proof alternative to a wedding ring! So, instead of getting a wedding ring on your finger the day you get married, you get a brand on your butt, permanently categorizing you as a married man/woman.
VERSUS
Diamonds are forever, you say? I say, a big fat brand on your ass is forever-er!
That'll make it permanent, just like a marriage should be.
Love,
S.M
*Branding means to stamp a logo on any part of your body using a blazing hot iron, so it burns the skin and the mark is permanent, almost like a tattoo, but it fucking hurts. (Click here to see for yourself)
**Disclaimer: If you, in any way find this entry tempting, then you must not have that much faith in your spouse, or your relationship/marriage. GOTCHA! haha. I know, I'm such a bitch!
1. To announce to the world that you're married? That you're someone's husband/wife?
2. To showcase your wealth in the form of a piece of metal wrapped around your finger?
3. Make it oh-so-romantic by engraving your names and sweet little messages on the inside of the ring.
The people (our ancestors) who came up with the idea of wedding rings seemed to have ignored the fact that this particular item has one HUGE flaw. It can be taken off anytime, anywhere and put back on a minute later. So who's to make sure that your husband or wife doesn't take off his/her wedding ring, like, EVER?
I say, *brand married people, yeah, as in cow branding. Think about it, with huge brands on their asses, this would certainly make your spouses think twice about cheating on you. It's a cheaper, full-proof alternative to a wedding ring! So, instead of getting a wedding ring on your finger the day you get married, you get a brand on your butt, permanently categorizing you as a married man/woman.
VERSUS
Diamonds are forever, you say? I say, a big fat brand on your ass is forever-er!
That'll make it permanent, just like a marriage should be.
Love,
S.M
*Branding means to stamp a logo on any part of your body using a blazing hot iron, so it burns the skin and the mark is permanent, almost like a tattoo, but it fucking hurts. (Click here to see for yourself)
**Disclaimer: If you, in any way find this entry tempting, then you must not have that much faith in your spouse, or your relationship/marriage. GOTCHA! haha. I know, I'm such a bitch!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Coz we Rawk like that!!
A random day in class...
Wait a sec...I must be mental...
There are no random days in this class!
Yati and Ida looking hawt!
My girls...
Linda, Aween and fabulous Ridhwan
(yes, the pout comes naturally)
(clockwise, yah? Or just guess) Syu, Razze, Jooa, Bedd, Farril,
Feeza, Ariff and Alvin
Kakak and Fatang!
Wait a sec...I must be mental...
There are no random days in this class!
Yati and Ida looking hawt!
My girls...
Linda, Aween and fabulous Ridhwan
(yes, the pout comes naturally)
(clockwise, yah? Or just guess) Syu, Razze, Jooa, Bedd, Farril,
Feeza, Ariff and Alvin
The ever adorable and fab Kiki
Kakak and Fatang!
Pami, and Ariff...
doing all sorts of things with his mask.
doing all sorts of things with his mask.
Pami's so rich, he's cooling off using a wad of $$$
Alief and Pali
Alief and Pali
and that's Moi!
Stop denying it, you know we Rawk like that!
Oops, there are a few people missing from the pics...Hafeez, Toni, Jue....nanti i tangkap your pics k?
We've been together for a little less than 4 years...
Some marriages don't even last this long....
and Yes, I love them!
Some marriages don't even last this long....
and Yes, I love them!
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Channeling Joan Jett.
Got my first haircut in Melaka...after 4 years of being here...haha
(NO, this is not the first time i'm cutting my hair in 4 years, it's just the first time I've done in Melaka)
So...how's my rockstar look?
He cut my fringe a bit too short for my liking, sbb my front hair tends to go all curly wurly if it's short...but mcm okay plak...so i love it..hehe
(NO, this is not the first time i'm cutting my hair in 4 years, it's just the first time I've done in Melaka)
So...how's my rockstar look?
He cut my fringe a bit too short for my liking, sbb my front hair tends to go all curly wurly if it's short...but mcm okay plak...so i love it..hehe
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
What gives you the right?
Silently creeping back into my life without a word of apology?
Think you're smart?
Think you're safe?
Think it's over?
Well, your brain needs to reboot.
I have not forgotten and I never will.
Go tie a noose,
S.M
Think you're smart?
Think you're safe?
Think it's over?
Well, your brain needs to reboot.
I have not forgotten and I never will.
Go tie a noose,
S.M
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Doinks.
Well, we're getting a week's holidays and "they're" calling it "mid-semester break". We all know it's because of the damn flu. So much for not wanting to close down, huh?
NOW what am i supposed to do for a week????
I need like tons of money right now...so I can go for a vacay. A week's worth of lepaking in Paris sounds nice, eh? okay, I'm gonna go daydream now..toodles!
NOW what am i supposed to do for a week????
I need like tons of money right now...so I can go for a vacay. A week's worth of lepaking in Paris sounds nice, eh? okay, I'm gonna go daydream now..toodles!
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Touchy subject? Boo you!
This post is a reponse to Juliette Alei's post, "questions that you will question yourself".
Juliette's my friend and if you've read the post, i hope you agree with me in saying, she has a great point!
Religion is something written in concrete, for those who believe to obey and most of all, respect. In my opinion, it is something you have to learn, appreciate and understand before you start telling people what they should and should not do. Hello, your NOT God. Come to think of it, religion is a fairly easy subject to handle, it is in black and white and there are almost zero grey areas. But we, human beings, we make religion a complex thing.
As my friend admitted, I will do so too, I am not a staunch Muslim and I do have a lot of questions that I too, ask myself. Having questions is all fine and stuff, we're only human, and it is normal for us to question things. But as I've mentioned before, there are always answers and Allah has put them all around us. We just have to look for it. This is where faith comes in. I do have faith in Him and I do believe that He is judging us in everything that we do.
It does not matter which religion you believe in, or which God you pray to everyday, what's important is that you don't take things as they are, you still question and you still wonder. Why do some things exist and why do others not? However, just because you don't have such a stronghold on religion, it does not mean that your opinion does not count. You don't have to wear a tudung labuh or kopiah to actually know what to say about religion. I'm not saying that anyone and everyone has a valid opinion. But I do have enough faith in my brothers and sisters to know that we know what is right and wrong. Based on what we have learnt about our Religion. and that is my professional opinion, yo! :)
Love,
S.M
p/s: Aimi, i wanted to leave a comment on your page. But as you can see, a comment this long would be absurd.
Juliette's my friend and if you've read the post, i hope you agree with me in saying, she has a great point!
Religion is something written in concrete, for those who believe to obey and most of all, respect. In my opinion, it is something you have to learn, appreciate and understand before you start telling people what they should and should not do. Hello, your NOT God. Come to think of it, religion is a fairly easy subject to handle, it is in black and white and there are almost zero grey areas. But we, human beings, we make religion a complex thing.
As my friend admitted, I will do so too, I am not a staunch Muslim and I do have a lot of questions that I too, ask myself. Having questions is all fine and stuff, we're only human, and it is normal for us to question things. But as I've mentioned before, there are always answers and Allah has put them all around us. We just have to look for it. This is where faith comes in. I do have faith in Him and I do believe that He is judging us in everything that we do.
It does not matter which religion you believe in, or which God you pray to everyday, what's important is that you don't take things as they are, you still question and you still wonder. Why do some things exist and why do others not? However, just because you don't have such a stronghold on religion, it does not mean that your opinion does not count. You don't have to wear a tudung labuh or kopiah to actually know what to say about religion. I'm not saying that anyone and everyone has a valid opinion. But I do have enough faith in my brothers and sisters to know that we know what is right and wrong. Based on what we have learnt about our Religion. and that is my professional opinion, yo! :)
Love,
S.M
p/s: Aimi, i wanted to leave a comment on your page. But as you can see, a comment this long would be absurd.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Double d'uh!
There has always been one thing that tickles my funny bone every time i hear Malaysians trying to have a conversation.
I dub thee, the Malaysian small talk.
Situation A:
(Woman watering her plants in the comfort of her own yard, not realizing her neighbour is lurking behind the fence, also watering her plants)
Neighbour : Huii, Senah, siram pokok ke?
Senah : Eh, Kak Pah, ha'ah, tgh siram pokok ni. Dah macam nak layu dah. Kak Pah pun siram pokok?
Observe: OBVIOUSLY they're both watering their respective plants. Couldn't the conversation have started with a (Senah, kau sehat?). Simple as that.
Let us try and apply this to a situation outside of the Malaysian context.
Situation B:
(In a small village in England, Richard is tossing some feed to his flock of chickens while his neighbour, Arthur, looks on from his own backyard.)
Arthur : Good afternoon there neighbour! Feeding the chickens, are we?
Richard : (looks at Arthur with a "d'uh" look in his face, adding a somewhat friendly smile to it)
Observe: Conversations like the one that took place in Senah's house never/rarely happens any where else in the world. Further presenting evidence that we, Malaysians, are the best when it comes to small talk - we just use whatever's going on in the present as a subject of central focus and then we hope to move on to other things.
Hopefully after the boring "siram pokok" talk, you'll start gossipping about other stuff. Like what time that other neighbour's husband came home last night.
Uniquely Malaysian, that's what I say!
Hey there, S.M! Blogging?
Double D'uh!
I dub thee, the Malaysian small talk.
Situation A:
(Woman watering her plants in the comfort of her own yard, not realizing her neighbour is lurking behind the fence, also watering her plants)
Neighbour : Huii, Senah, siram pokok ke?
Senah : Eh, Kak Pah, ha'ah, tgh siram pokok ni. Dah macam nak layu dah. Kak Pah pun siram pokok?
Observe: OBVIOUSLY they're both watering their respective plants. Couldn't the conversation have started with a (Senah, kau sehat?). Simple as that.
Let us try and apply this to a situation outside of the Malaysian context.
Situation B:
(In a small village in England, Richard is tossing some feed to his flock of chickens while his neighbour, Arthur, looks on from his own backyard.)
Arthur : Good afternoon there neighbour! Feeding the chickens, are we?
Richard : (looks at Arthur with a "d'uh" look in his face, adding a somewhat friendly smile to it)
Observe: Conversations like the one that took place in Senah's house never/rarely happens any where else in the world. Further presenting evidence that we, Malaysians, are the best when it comes to small talk - we just use whatever's going on in the present as a subject of central focus and then we hope to move on to other things.
Hopefully after the boring "siram pokok" talk, you'll start gossipping about other stuff. Like what time that other neighbour's husband came home last night.
Uniquely Malaysian, that's what I say!
Hey there, S.M! Blogging?
Double D'uh!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Annoyingly Sweet.
Give me more loving than I’ve ever had
Make me feel better when I’m feeling sad
Tell me I’m special even though I know I’m not
Make me feel good when I hurt so bad
Barely getting mad
I’m so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
Its as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There’s only One thing
Two Do
Three words
Four you
(I love you) I love you
There’s only one way to say
Those three words
That’s what I’ll do
(I love you) I love you
Give me more loving from the very start
Piece me back together when I fall apart
Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends
Make me feel good when I hurt so bad
You’re the best that I’ve had
And I’m so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
It’s easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
(I love you) I love you
(I love you) I love you
1234
Plain White T's
Go on. Judge me, bitches!
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Brava! Brava!
I almost never do this...but i just have to..
Uh-may-zing!!!!!!!
Tissue-tossing, tears-like-a-river movie of the century!
and of course, amazing performances!
Girls, seriously, go get the dvd and watch it quietly in ur room...
Boys, kalau nak tgk jugak (even though u won't get it) then shadap and watch without making any stupid comments if ur girlfriend is crying..coz she effin' will.
The Secret Life of Bees, starring:
Dakota Fanning
Queen Latifah
Jennifer Hudson
Alicia Keys
Paul Bettany
Uh-may-zing!!!!!!!
Tissue-tossing, tears-like-a-river movie of the century!
and of course, amazing performances!
Girls, seriously, go get the dvd and watch it quietly in ur room...
Boys, kalau nak tgk jugak (even though u won't get it) then shadap and watch without making any stupid comments if ur girlfriend is crying..coz she effin' will.
The Secret Life of Bees, starring:
Dakota Fanning
Queen Latifah
Jennifer Hudson
Alicia Keys
Paul Bettany
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Maison, Doux Maison!
I'm finally back home! yipeee...
tapi kejap je la..like one week...haihh...rindu everything..
everything pun aku nak makan, everything pun aku nak buat..
somehow, i want satay..
haih..
tapi kejap je la..like one week...haihh...rindu everything..
everything pun aku nak makan, everything pun aku nak buat..
somehow, i want satay..
haih..
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Aren't my options... Mine?
There are a few things you should notice/realize/acknowledge...
1. I am no longer angry/resentful.
2. I am not a sad little person.
3. I am very much happy.
4. I am satisfied.
5. I am grateful.
6. I am not making this a resolution.
7. I am living MY life.
Period.
1. I am no longer angry/resentful.
2. I am not a sad little person.
3. I am very much happy.
4. I am satisfied.
5. I am grateful.
6. I am not making this a resolution.
7. I am living MY life.
Period.
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