Food for Thought 09

Young men usually have the desire to have a girlfriend/ wife who is super hot, one they can be proud of and show off to their friends, ESPECIALLY to show off to their friends. I'm talking about girls who are drop-dead gorgeous and can turn the heads of any man as she passes by.

However, i wonder if these men really do know what it takes for those super hot girls to look the way they do. Guys, here are some things that you should know about your women. And yes, it isn't going to be pretty.

1. They look horrible in the morning. Yes, morning breath and everything.

2. They fart. Some even more than men. It IS a natural living process, you know.

3. They shave/tweeze/wax any visible body hair. Armpits, eyebrows, some do the upper lip thingy and yes, the vah-jay-jay vicinity.

4. They snore/drool/sleep with their mouths wide open.

5. They smell horrible if they don't shower after working out. Can you say "body odour"?

6. They pick their noses, scratch their butts, and pull on their wedgies when they think no one's looking.

So guys and gals, still think that everyone's perfectly perfect and flawless from the second they get out of bed in the morning? Think. Again.


Love,
S.M


p/s: Happy 100th Post, Sunny Side Up! xoxoxo