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Showing posts with label Food for Thought. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food for Thought. Show all posts
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Food for Thought 11
After CENTURIES of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes, and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the DIVINE right to stare at a man's backside with cheap, vulgar appreciation if I want to!
Yeah, baby...you can serve coffee on that ass!
Yeah, baby...you can serve coffee on that ass!Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Food for Thought 10
This is for my ladies...
Ever wondered why is it that jerks become jerks after the fact that you've fallen head over heels, hopelessly, undeniably in love with that jerk?
Why does it not show from the start??
Ever wondered why is it that jerks become jerks after the fact that you've fallen head over heels, hopelessly, undeniably in love with that jerk?
Why does it not show from the start??
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Food for Thought 09
Young men usually have the desire to have a girlfriend/ wife who is super hot, one they can be proud of and show off to their friends, ESPECIALLY to show off to their friends. I'm talking about girls who are drop-dead gorgeous and can turn the heads of any man as she passes by.
However, i wonder if these men really do know what it takes for those super hot girls to look the way they do. Guys, here are some things that you should know about your women. And yes, it isn't going to be pretty.
1. They look horrible in the morning. Yes, morning breath and everything.
2. They fart. Some even more than men. It IS a natural living process, you know.
3. They shave/tweeze/wax any visible body hair. Armpits, eyebrows, some do the upper lip thingy and yes, the vah-jay-jay vicinity.
4. They snore/drool/sleep with their mouths wide open.
5. They smell horrible if they don't shower after working out. Can you say "body odour"?
6. They pick their noses, scratch their butts, and pull on their wedgies when they think no one's looking.
So guys and gals, still think that everyone's perfectly perfect and flawless from the second they get out of bed in the morning? Think. Again.
Love,
S.M
p/s: Happy 100th Post, Sunny Side Up! xoxoxo
However, i wonder if these men really do know what it takes for those super hot girls to look the way they do. Guys, here are some things that you should know about your women. And yes, it isn't going to be pretty.
1. They look horrible in the morning. Yes, morning breath and everything.
2. They fart. Some even more than men. It IS a natural living process, you know.
3. They shave/tweeze/wax any visible body hair. Armpits, eyebrows, some do the upper lip thingy and yes, the vah-jay-jay vicinity.
4. They snore/drool/sleep with their mouths wide open.
5. They smell horrible if they don't shower after working out. Can you say "body odour"?
6. They pick their noses, scratch their butts, and pull on their wedgies when they think no one's looking.
So guys and gals, still think that everyone's perfectly perfect and flawless from the second they get out of bed in the morning? Think. Again.
Love,
S.M
p/s: Happy 100th Post, Sunny Side Up! xoxoxo
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Food for Thought 08
The problem with Justice:
It is forbidden to kill, therefore all murderers are held accountable for their actions and are punished, mostly by death and others forced into remorse.
Unless...
They kill in large numbers, to the sound of trumpets.
It is forbidden to kill, therefore all murderers are held accountable for their actions and are punished, mostly by death and others forced into remorse.
Unless...
They kill in large numbers, to the sound of trumpets.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Food for Thought 07
When someone says "Gigolo"...
What sort of image pops into ur head?
Mmm..i'm betting he'll be in a black (possibly Italian) three-piece suit, dress shoes. With a ripped body, slick hair. Smelling of expensive cologne. Possibly with a rich mak Datin on his arm. (no offence to mak Datins). Oh yeah, and he has an altenative name. Instead of Gigolo, we can call him an Escort. How luxurious.
Delicious, ay?
What about when someone says "Prostitute"...
What sort of image pops then?
Let me guess...she's probably wearing a see through top that shows her dirty purple bra, a micro-mini and hooker-heels (detect the pun). her hair's probably messy and she probably looks like she hasn't showered in weeks. She standing on the side of road or in some dingy alley. Oh yeah, with a fag in one hand and a purse in another. Her other names are Hooker, Slut, Whore, Tramp, Broad etc...
Why the double standard guys and gals?
They're both getting paid for the same services. Aren't they?
Love,
S.M
Disclaimer (and you thought i didn't know what a disclaimer is, tsk tsk): I do not condone paying or getting paid for sex. I just have an opinion on the topic.Period.
What sort of image pops into ur head?
Mmm..i'm betting he'll be in a black (possibly Italian) three-piece suit, dress shoes. With a ripped body, slick hair. Smelling of expensive cologne. Possibly with a rich mak Datin on his arm. (no offence to mak Datins). Oh yeah, and he has an altenative name. Instead of Gigolo, we can call him an Escort. How luxurious.
Delicious, ay?
What about when someone says "Prostitute"...
What sort of image pops then?
Let me guess...she's probably wearing a see through top that shows her dirty purple bra, a micro-mini and hooker-heels (detect the pun). her hair's probably messy and she probably looks like she hasn't showered in weeks. She standing on the side of road or in some dingy alley. Oh yeah, with a fag in one hand and a purse in another. Her other names are Hooker, Slut, Whore, Tramp, Broad etc...
Why the double standard guys and gals?
They're both getting paid for the same services. Aren't they?
Love,
S.M
Disclaimer (and you thought i didn't know what a disclaimer is, tsk tsk): I do not condone paying or getting paid for sex. I just have an opinion on the topic.Period.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Food for Thought 06
What if there really are such things as aliens, you know, other forms of life out there....
and what if...
We're it.
How would you like to party
with this dude?
There could be another planet out there filled with two-headed, hairy, seven-legged, one-eyed, ball-like creatures who are studying us...and they think we're weird..
We do have more galaxies than there are people on earth, i mean, who's to say this isn't possible?
Creepy, huh?
and what if...
We're it.
How would you like to partywith this dude?
There could be another planet out there filled with two-headed, hairy, seven-legged, one-eyed, ball-like creatures who are studying us...and they think we're weird..
We do have more galaxies than there are people on earth, i mean, who's to say this isn't possible?
Creepy, huh?
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Food for Thought 04
What's the masculine word for slut?
Why is there only a "slutty" word for a woman?
Why isn't there one for a man?
Hmm...
Why is there only a "slutty" word for a woman?
Why isn't there one for a man?
Hmm...
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Food for Thought 03
Who the hell had the idea of putting a " ! " as an exclamation mark?
A " ! " to symbolize something shocking, exciting, extraordinary!
And it's addictive!
I could go on forever!
(See what I mean?)
It's just an upside down " i ".
While we're at it, who came up with " ? ", " & ", " @ ". hmm...
A " ! " to symbolize something shocking, exciting, extraordinary!
And it's addictive!
I could go on forever!
(See what I mean?)
It's just an upside down " i ".
While we're at it, who came up with " ? ", " & ", " @ ". hmm...
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Food for Thought 02
Inexplicably long lines.
Preposterous pricing for a mediocre product.
Bad music.
Pretentious interior design.
Self-important employees.
AND
A founder who owns an NBA team and is laughing all the way to the bank -- at us.
Sorry, R. It's business. Nothing personal.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
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