Sunday, January 25, 2009

Girl Talk.

So, was sitting around on the balcony in Cherating with my rocking cool aunt. She told me one or two things that only a woman of her age can know and experience.

We were actually talking about tampons (don't ask me why), one thing led to another and finally, we started talking about how tampons came in different sizes for all the different types of women out there (hallelujah!). But this eventually led to something entirely different; she said that tampons are the right size for you if you don't feel anything when you're using them. So i figured, that makes sense coz obviously no one wants to walk around all day feeling something that is stuck up their vah-jay-jay.

And then natural ability of linking facts started to kick in.
So girls, ever felt like nothing's happening when you're having sex? Well then start working on your man's shortcomings.

Size really DOES matter.


DAMN.

4 comments:

Juliette said...

hahaha seriously when i read this post i was like wattahell yawww.
so random but so true!!

Ridhwan A. said...

size DOES matter!

Aafin clever!

Noel St Augustine Meldan said...

Hmm...


Not Exactly The Thing I Would Expect During A Trip To Cherating.

So,Phuket Next?

Stephanie Morris said...

i know, rite? who'da thunk it?

tampons = penis..

harhar