Ramadhan Al-Mubarak.

A young Muslim man was caught smoking (by his colleague) in the middle of the afternoon, during Ramadhan. His friend gently reminded him,

"Dude, if you're gonna smoke in the middle of the day during puasa, at least do it in the toilet, man. Malu nanti orang nampak! Kalau kene ngan Jabatan Agama, lagi teruk doh!"

To this, he calmly replied,

"If you can guarantee me that God can't see me smoke in the toilet, then I'll do it. Allah nampak, tak malu plak?? and shame on you for fearing the Jabatan Agama, who are they anyways?"



“Tell those who believe to forgive those who do not look forward to the Days of God. It is for Him to recompense each people according to what they have earned” – Surah 45 verse 14 of the Holy Qur’an.

“You shall invite to the path of God with wisdom and compassionate enlightenment, and debate with them in the best possible manner. Your Lord knows best who is deviating from His path, and He knows best who are guided.” – Surah 16 verse 125 of the Holy Qur’an.



Still feel like judging? Go ahead.



To all Muslims, I bid you Good Luck in completing the obligations of this sacred month. May Allah bless you and reward you for your right-doings.Amin.



Happy Ramadhan!
S.M.

I'm right and You know it!

Today, I'm going to question the practicality of a wedding ring. What is it good for anyways?

1. To announce to the world that you're married? That you're someone's husband/wife?
2. To showcase your wealth in the form of a piece of metal wrapped around your finger?
3. Make it oh-so-romantic by engraving your names and sweet little messages on the inside of the ring.

The people (our ancestors) who came up with the idea of wedding rings seemed to have ignored the fact that this particular item has one HUGE flaw. It can be taken off anytime, anywhere and put back on a minute later. So who's to make sure that your husband or wife doesn't take off his/her wedding ring, like, EVER?



I say, *brand married people, yeah, as in cow branding. Think about it, with huge brands on their asses, this would certainly make your spouses think twice about cheating on you. It's a cheaper, full-proof alternative to a wedding ring! So, instead of getting a wedding ring on your finger the day you get married, you get a brand on your butt, permanently categorizing you as a married man/woman.

VERSUS

Diamonds are forever, you say? I say, a big fat brand on your ass is forever-er!

That'll make it permanent, just like a marriage should be.



Love,
S.M



*Branding means to stamp a logo on any part of your body using a blazing hot iron, so it burns the skin and the mark is permanent, almost like a tattoo, but it fucking hurts. (Click here to see for yourself)

**Disclaimer: If you, in any way find this entry tempting, then you must not have that much faith in your spouse, or your relationship/marriage. GOTCHA! haha. I know, I'm such a bitch!

Mummy... I want!!

Okay, latest, current obsession...

JACK WHITE!

look at those hands, and that chest...and the whole junkie thing he's got going...

Do NOT ask me why...i just vant him. Hamana, hamana, hamana.

Coz we Rawk like that!!

A random day in class...

Wait a sec...I must be mental...

There are no random days in this class!

Yati and Ida looking hawt!

My girls...
Linda, Aween and fabulous Ridhwan
(yes, the pout comes naturally)

(clockwise, yah? Or just guess) Syu, Razze, Jooa, Bedd, Farril,
Feeza, Ariff and Alvin

The ever adorable and fab Kiki

Kakak and Fatang!

Pami, and Ariff...
doing all sorts of things with his mask.

Pami's so rich, he's cooling off using a wad of $$$




Alief and Pali

and that's Moi!

Stop denying it, you know we Rawk like that!

Oops, there are a few people missing from the pics...Hafeez, Toni, Jue....nanti i tangkap your pics k?

We've been together for a little less than 4 years...

Some marriages don't even last this long....

and Yes, I love them!

Food for Thought 11

After CENTURIES of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes, and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the DIVINE right to stare at a man's backside with cheap, vulgar appreciation if I want to!

Yeah, baby...you can serve coffee on that ass!

Channeling Joan Jett.

Got my first haircut in Melaka...after 4 years of being here...haha
(NO, this is not the first time i'm cutting my hair in 4 years, it's just the first time I've done in Melaka)


So...how's my rockstar look?











He cut my fringe a bit too short for my liking, sbb my front hair tends to go all curly wurly if it's short...but mcm okay plak...so i love it..hehe

Everything's so Blurry.

It's getting scary-er here in Melaka....

1. The number of deaths thanks to the piggie flu = A LOT!

2. Most of the people i know either have a fever, a flu, coughing their lungs out, or a combo of all three.

3. There's a haze in Bandar Melaka and it looks like a horror movie. Plus, its hard to breath when you're out in the open. Not.Good. Yesterday, when I walked out of campus, it felt so stuffy and uncomfortable...and hot as hell!








Pollution is such a blast, ain't it?