So, was sitting around on the balcony in Cherating with my rocking cool aunt. She told me one or two things that only a woman of her age can know and experience.
We were actually talking about tampons (don't ask me why), one thing led to another and finally, we started talking about how tampons came in different sizes for all the different types of women out there (hallelujah!). But this eventually led to something entirely different; she said that tampons are the right size for you if you don't feel anything when you're using them. So i figured, that makes sense coz obviously no one wants to walk around all day feeling something that is stuck up their vah-jay-jay.
And then natural ability of linking facts started to kick in.
So girls, ever felt like nothing's happening when you're having sex? Well then start working on your man's shortcomings.
Size really DOES matter.
DAMN.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Oh, BTW...
Greetings from Cherating!
Wind in my hair, sand between my toes, ciggy smoke in my eyes, salt water in my mouth...
ahh tha life!
Pics soon!
xoxo,
S.M.
Wind in my hair, sand between my toes, ciggy smoke in my eyes, salt water in my mouth...
ahh tha life!
Pics soon!
xoxo,
S.M.
Bitch, I'm Special!
Believe it or not, i'm writing this post in Cherating!...yup! on my vacation. the reason being, i simply could not keep this in for too long!
If you're gonna read this post, you may not understand it right away, but if you happen to have picked up the newspaper earlier today, you might know what all this is about.
First of all, there is no use sheltering us from something that is so absofuckinglutely, obviously, all around us. Fine, i agree that it might be bad influence, but i suggest you look into your own precious backyard before looking elsewhere for bad influence. I assure you, there are plenty more right here at home that out there.
Secondly, the true measure of how strong one's faith or beliefs is how that person manages to defend and uphold his faith/beliefs above all else. Bring on the bad influences, skimpy tops, raunchy dance moves and explicit lyrics, bring everything. If your people can withstand all that, than we can surely claim to be what we so strongly brag of being. One does not get influenced over night, it is a long process, and you should have enough faith in YOURSELF to believe that you have done a good job, but instead, you're scared shitless that the future is gonna be ugly.
I say, let the people have say and let the people choose. I think we are matured enough to judge for ourselves and choose the direction in which we want to live our lives. Stifling us ain't gonna make it better. Anything and everything else is between that person and God Almighty.
If you're gonna read this post, you may not understand it right away, but if you happen to have picked up the newspaper earlier today, you might know what all this is about.
First of all, there is no use sheltering us from something that is so absofuckinglutely, obviously, all around us. Fine, i agree that it might be bad influence, but i suggest you look into your own precious backyard before looking elsewhere for bad influence. I assure you, there are plenty more right here at home that out there.
Secondly, the true measure of how strong one's faith or beliefs is how that person manages to defend and uphold his faith/beliefs above all else. Bring on the bad influences, skimpy tops, raunchy dance moves and explicit lyrics, bring everything. If your people can withstand all that, than we can surely claim to be what we so strongly brag of being. One does not get influenced over night, it is a long process, and you should have enough faith in YOURSELF to believe that you have done a good job, but instead, you're scared shitless that the future is gonna be ugly.
I say, let the people have say and let the people choose. I think we are matured enough to judge for ourselves and choose the direction in which we want to live our lives. Stifling us ain't gonna make it better. Anything and everything else is between that person and God Almighty.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
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