My Dears, We Learnt it in Pre-School !!

An SMS from an Anonymous someone:

"Hey, S.M, aRe YoU BAcK HoME? V ArE GoING OuT FoR LUNCh, You WaNnA JoiNt?"


Alright, first of all, who in the world said that the pronoun "we" can be changed to "v"?
It's WRONG WRONG WRONG and cannot be justified in any way...PERIOD!


Second of all, it's "you wanna JOIN?" not "you wanna JOINT?"
JOIN and JOINT have two totally different meanings and this too, cannot be justified in any way linguistically possible!!
Unless you are really offering me someone's joints..or referring to a roll of medicinal herbs that have intoxicating effects, i.e. a joint.

AnD It'S REaLLy aNNoYinG WhEn SomEonE TyPE's an SmS LikE THis!! WTF????
It's caps or NO CAPS, make up ur freaking mind!
Common sense, it's even harder to type mixing all the caps...seriously.


Elementary, My Dear Watson!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno, do people really don't know this, or is it just pure ignorance.
Any which way you put it, it's simply annoying...


Yes, this is me being CoCkY!